Pouch depth
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
Mens Thong Underwear - Brains!
Mens Thong Underwear - Brains!
Regular price
$27.99 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$27.99 USD
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Choose your fit
Brains!
Choose your pouch, waist size, and back style.
Not sure what to choose? View our sizing page
Only 7 left in stock!
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Estimated delivery:
Orders are handmade to order and typically take 5–7 business days for production, plus shipping transit time. This timeframe is an estimate, not a guarantee.
Handmade guarantee
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Premium materials
A repeating brain print gives this men’s thong an appropriately weird Halloween look.
The smooth polyester-spandex fabric feels lightweight, with stretchy nylon-spandex waist straps for a comfortable fit.
Technical Details
Material:
Pouch and Thong strap: Polyester / spandex blend (94% polyester / 6% spandex)
Waist straps: Nylon / Spandex (80% / 20%)
Pouch Design:
Shaped pouch construction for natural positioning
Seam Construction:
Reinforced serging and coverstitching
Waistband & Leg Openings:
Elastic engineered for consistent tension and secure hold
Production:
Handmade to order in Salt Lake City
Sizing:
S–7XL
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry
Print position may vary.
Small-batch. Big difference.
This is what made-to-order feels like.
Your pair is cut and sewn in our Salt Lake City studio after you choose the size, pouch, and back.
Comfort above all
Bold fabric can still feel easy, flexible, and ready for all-day wear.
Ready for real life
The thong is finished for movement, washing, and repeat wear.
Made in Salt Lake City
Every pair is produced in our local studio.
More ways to get it right
Build the thong that works for you
Sizes S–7XL, distinct pouch and back cuts, and optional fine-tuning create a fit with fewer compromises.
One fabric, four fits
Changing the pouch changes the way the entire front sits.
Minimal to fuller
Choose the amount of back coverage that feels right to you.
Built to your selections
Your size and fit choices are incorporated during production.
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