Pouch depth
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
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St. Patrick’s doesn’t do quiet.
This one sits tight and turns the volume up. It’s the pair you pull on when the night’s about to get loud and you plan to match it.
The polyester–spandex pouch stretches and snaps back with attitude, holding center as you move. The nylon waistband grips with steady tension and stays locked in through every step.
Material:
Pouch: Polyester / spandex blend (94% polyester / 6% spandex)
Waist Straps: Nylon / spandex blend (80% nylon / 20% spandex)
Pouch Design:
Supportive pouch construction shaped for centered alignment
Seam Construction:
Reinforced serging and coverstitching
Straps & Leg Openings:
Elastic engineered for consistent tension and secure positioning
Production:
Handmade to order in Salt Lake City
Sizing:
S–7XL
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry
Print position may vary.

Made after you order
Your size, pouch, and back are cut and sewn together after your order is placed.
The fabric and elastic flex with the body instead of fighting it.
Fabric, elastic, and stitching are matched to work as one.
Each pair moves through real hands from cutting to finishing.
Fit options that matter
Four pouch shapes, three back cuts, sizes S–7XL, and optional adjustments leave less room for compromise in the fit.
Four pouch shapes cover everything from a close profile to more projection.
Original, Larger Triangle, and Full Thong Back offer distinct levels of coverage.
Optional pouch and strap adjustments add room or take it away in measured steps.
A closer look
FINE-TUNE YOUR NEXT PAIR
Adjust the pouch room or center back-strap length in one-inch steps.
Adjustments apply only to the new pair you are ordering. They cannot be added to a pair that has already been made.
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
Makes the center back strap longer or shorter without changing your selected back style.
Illustrations show where adjustments are made. They are not exact or to scale.