Pouch depth
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
The Patriot Men's Thong
Mens Thong Underwear - The Patriot
Regular price
$27.99 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$27.99 USD
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Choose your fit
The Patriot
Choose your pouch, waist size, and back style.
Not sure what to choose? View our sizing page
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Estimated delivery:
Orders are handmade to order and typically take 5–7 business days for production, plus shipping transit time. This timeframe is an estimate, not a guarantee.
Handmade guarantee
Discreet shipping
Premium materials
A bold patriotic print makes this men’s thong an easy choice for summer holidays.
The smooth nylon-spandex fabric stretches comfortably and moves easily with the body.
Technical Details
Material:
Nylon / spandex blend (80% nylon / 20% spandex)
Pouch Design:
Supportive front pouch shaped for natural positioning
Seam Construction:
Finished with reinforced serging and coverstitched seams
Waistband & Leg Openings:
Strap construction built for secure hold and flexible recovery
Production:
Handmade to order in Salt Lake City
Sizing:
S–7XL
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry
Print position may vary.
Made in Salt Lake City
Not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
We make your pair after you order it, giving the shaping, stretch, and finish the attention they deserve.
Comfort above all
Bold fabric can still feel easy, flexible, and ready for all-day wear.
Quality-first design
Fabric, elastic, and thread are carefully selected.
One order, one build
Your pair moves through our studio as a complete set of selections.
More ways to get it right
Build the thong that works for you
Sizes S–7XL, distinct pouch and back cuts, and optional fine-tuning create a fit with fewer compromises.
Room where you want it
Pouch options help you choose the balance of space and support.
A little more or a little less
Pick the coverage you actually want.
A starting point that makes sense
Use the size you usually wear, then choose the cuts you prefer.
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