THE PATRIOT VS. THE REEFER

Choose your side. Build your fit.Choose your side. Build your fit.

Two bold looks. One handmade fit system. Choose The Patriot or The Reefer, select your pouch, waist size, and back coverage, then add your favorite directly to cart.

Choose Your Side
S–7XLInclusive sizing
Choose your shapeFour pouch options
3 back cutsChoose your coverage
266 stylesExplore the lineup
Men's patriotic thong underwear, classic cut, Full front view This week only Mens Thong Underwear - The Patriot See the limited drop →

All-day support

Comfort that moves with you

Soft stretch

Materials chosen for feel

Your fit, your way

Choose your shape and coverage

Private delivery

Plain, discreet packaging

  • Men's patriotic thong underwear, classic cut, Front angled view
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HANDMADE FOR YOU
  • Made to order in Salt Lake City
  • Discreet packaging
  • Typically processed in 5–7 business days
  • Buy 3, get free US shipping

YOUR FIT · READY TO ORDER

Mens Thong Underwear - The Patriot

$27.99 USD
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  • Men's marijuanna print thong underwear, classic cut, front view.
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THE REEFER · CRAZY COMFORT · READY TO ORDER

Mens Thong Underwear - The Reefer

$27.99 USD
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REAL JMT REVIEWS

Comfort wins either way.

★★★★★
“I’m a patriotic guy and love this pattern. They fit perfectly as always. I have over 10 different pairs and all are great.”
— Anonymous
★★★★★
“The thongs are always perfect and fit like a glove.”
— John
★★★★★
“Well crafted, feels and fits amazingly as always!”
— Brynn