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Technical Details

Material:
Pouch and thong strap: Polyester / spandex (96% / 4%)
Side straps: Nylon / Spandex (80% / 20%)

Pouch Design:
Shaped pouch construction for natural positioning

Seam Construction:
Reinforced serging and coverstitching

Waistband & Leg Openings:
Elastic engineered for consistent tension and secure hold

Production:
Handmade to order in Salt Lake City

Sizing:
S–7XL

Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry

Print position may vary.

Men's bag of dicks thong underwear, classic cut, front view.

Made in Salt Lake City

Not pulled from a warehouse shelf.

We make your pair after you order it, giving the shaping, stretch, and finish the attention they deserve.

Feel is part of the design

Color and print matter, but comfort is always a priority.

Seams with a job to do

Reinforced construction helps the thong hold up through repeat wear.

One order, one build

Your pair moves through our studio as a complete set of selections.

Men's bag of dicks thong underwear, classic cut, rear view.

Your body is not an afterthought

Choose the shape, not just the size.

Waist size is only the beginning; pouch profile and back coverage change how the whole pair sits.

Room where you want it

Pouch options help you choose the balance of space and support.

Coverage is a choice

The back style changes the look without changing the fabric.

A starting point that makes sense

Use the size you usually wear, then choose the cuts you prefer.