Pouch depth
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
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Choose your pouch, waist size, and back style.
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This men’s thong underwear is part of the St. Patrick’s seasonal release. The structure keeps the focus on fit and stretch, built to sit close and stay secure through wear.
The polyester–spandex pouch provides responsive stretch with centered positioning. Nylon–spandex waist straps maintain steady tension and long-term shape retention.
Material:
Pouch: Polyester / spandex blend (94% polyester / 6% spandex)
Waist Straps: Nylon / spandex blend (80% nylon / 20% spandex)
Pouch Design:
Supportive pouch construction shaped for centered alignment
Seam Construction:
Reinforced serging and coverstitching
Straps & Leg Openings:
Elastic engineered for consistent tension and secure positioning
Production:
Handmade to order in Salt Lake City
Sizing:
S–7XL
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry
Print position may vary.

A little obsessive
The fabric gets attention, but the stitching, shaping, and elastic are what make the finished pair work.
Color and print matter, but comfort is always a priority.
Careful stitching keeps the thong sharp and the fit secure.
We build the pair you selected instead of adapting a finished one.
Your body is not an afterthought
Waist size is only the beginning; pouch profile and back coverage change how the whole pair sits.
The selected pouch is part of the pattern from the beginning.
Original, Larger Triangle, and Full Thong Back change the coverage behind.
Fit comes from the relationship between size, pouch, and coverage.
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FINE-TUNE YOUR NEXT PAIR
Adjust the pouch room or center back-strap length in one-inch steps.
Adjustments apply only to the new pair you are ordering. They cannot be added to a pair that has already been made.
Adds or removes room inside the pouch. It does not raise or lower the waistband.
Makes the center back strap longer or shorter without changing your selected back style.
Illustrations show where adjustments are made. They are not exact or to scale.
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